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Party of the Iranian Nation is \"a small opposition\" party in Iran advocating establishment of a secular democracy. Although the party is technically illegal, it still operates inside Iran.
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Norrmalmstorg is a town square in central Stockholm, Sweden. It connects shopping streets Hamngatan and Biblioteksgatan and is the starting point for tram travellers with the Djurgården line. Close to the southwest is the park Kungsträdgården.
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